randomly snarky

She may have fallen back onto the crazy train, but Paula was right – Jason’s second song did suck.  But who could follow a stupefying pre-performance pan?

The cynic in me wonders if Abdul’s behavior – coupled with a pronounced format change for the judges' feedback – was a pre-scripted ploy to drive some Internet buzz. The mega ratings are sagging, you know.

It’s more likely Paula was thrown by the format and had written notes in advance, based on rehearsals, to help when the time came. 

Regardless. By prescription, non-prescript (gasp) or nicely spiked Coke, she was clearly high. Huzzah!