Ingrown spiders
This story about spiders in a boy's ear made me laugh today. No offense, kid.
When I was a teen my best friend told me a "true" story about a woman who'd scratched a lump on her cheek and dozens of baby spiders ran out of her face. Gullible me took the story to heart and had spider-tinged nightmares for days.
When I told my parents back then, they laughed. Sometimes they still mention 'the spiders' and laugh.
But ha! I knew Mary's story was plausible. Icky spiders.
Comments
A few nights ago, I opened the hall closet at home, and a CENTIPEDE ran across my bare foot to the other side of the hall. Talk about creepy. I killed it with a nearby flip flop. But I think spiders in the ear would be more disturbing. I hate anything with more than 4 legs.
Posted by: Jason | May 10, 2007 07:55 AM