Stay safe, fly nude.
I was definitely wigged by the U.K. news today (and the idea of leaving my philosophy at home) but by tonight Scott had me laughing about the next wave in airline safety, nude-only flights. It works for Naked Air.
Carry-ons would be limited to whatever nature gave you. That and maybe a plastic travel wallet to hold your boarding pass (can't check that). There would still be places to um, hide things... but the risks would be decidedly lower. And some of the sights would make travel a hell of a lot more fun. Or at least more interesting.
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